If you're Bored in St. John's today...

Go down to the waterfront after checking this out: Canada seizes Portuguese trawler.
When these things happen, is it actually exciting?
Was the tape rolling when the Fish Police "boarded it in international waters"? Will there be COPS-style footage on the evening news?
Will there be wildly gesticulating salty Portuguese types spraying flecks of spit as they protest their fishing rights?
Will the CBC insist on using the ridiculously neutered term "fishers" to refer to the perps?
Or will the whole bust be over with a whimper and nary a bang... stay tuned for a report from our special correspondent. [ahem]