xmas recap

- turkey dishes consumed: traditional dinner, plus turkey in caesar salad.
- turkeys named: Ted. ("teddy", so that my sister could announce: "Teddy is Ready!"
- number of pounds gained in the last 2.5 days: 2.4 (nice! i'm still batting under 100)
- number of pre-emptive runs taken to counteract (no, that's as in jogging, people): 2
- rating on happiness-to-despair pounds-to-jogging scale: oh fcuk it, it's christmas.
- number of hours my flight is delayed while i write this: 1.5
- formula of fruitfulness of using WestJet voucher/boobytrap coupon that brought me here: i'll do the math later; let's just say right now it's asymptotic.
- percent probability that I won't return to find janius' car (which i'm babysitting) has turned into an incinerated heap of ashes: um, 90?
- awesome gifts gotten: lots!!
- awesome gifts given: so many, i could totally dominate "The Apprentice: Santa Clause"
- super-fabulous thriftiness in evidence: bought jeans at H&M today, after-tax total: $17.20! yes they have 2 legs and all...
- what i'm listening to right now: the killers! they're rocking but in major chords! yay!
- days til new year's in new york! : 3 (maybe 4)
- hours til i return to work: 11. =( well, okay, 12.
- decibel level of the construction surrounding me right now: um, my water bottle's trembling
- minutes til i miss my (already delayed) flight: um, 10.
later!