workplace innuendo

So i have a new coworker who has mentioned to me/various women in the office:
- it's great that i'm good with unix, for a girl
- he's not as good as the last person who had his job, and he's not as hot, but he's more available

Sigh. Mild sexual harassment. He seems reluctant to notice that the other boys play just fine with the girls, we even like them.
My theory is that he's the baby at the office. You know how the theory goes: one day a couple stops having anything to say to each other, so they have a kid. And then they talk about the kid.
Well, not like the conversation was drying up around here, but - now we have plenty to talk about, that's for sure.

And my friend's medical professor said in a lecture :

As young men, we bless the god that makes women without adductor muscles

...cause adductors are the muscles that keep your thighs together (ad, not ab!)