goats made me do it

* Goat-free roads made me speed
The Canadian tourist board should advertize with this in Switzerland: "certain regions goat-free since 1927"
The BBC actually bothers to report:

Canadian police spokesman Joel Doiron said he had never found a goat on the highways of eastern Ontario in his 20 years of service.

* Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
(This actually made the top 5 most-emailed BBC list last week. And it's 6 months old.)

* New recruit joins Terracotta Army
hmmm, i guess there's really no way to work a goat into this one. oh well.